you know what to do with that big fat butt
wiggle wiggle wiggle
|—||me when a whole bunch of enemies start attacking me on video games (via pudingu)|
mom: so how do you know this person?
me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*
pity the living, and, above all, those who choose red team
I think you spelled blue wrong.
Cant we all get along?
Friends don’t let friends join blue team
I’d just like to take this time to say that participating in the Destiny Beta has been the best decision I’ve ever made. Continue with your lives now.
time to get your canon rvb facts straight
- tucker is black
- grif is overweight and hawaiian
- simmons is dutch irish (supposedly.. but in one episode grif questioned him on it and he replied with “fuck that”)
- donut is from iowa
- church and allison are white
- caboose is literally from the moon
- sarge is an aged, white-sounding guy but thats totally unconfirmed
this needs to be brought back